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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow.
Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Ach! Hans, Run! Color: Multi-Color Card Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your l Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment
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Aesthetic Consultation Color: Black Card Text: Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you Rarity: R Card Type: Instant
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Ambiguity Color: Blue Card Text: Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with c Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment
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Artful Looter Color: Blue Card Text: T Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you contro Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard
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Ass Whuppin' Color: Multi-Color Card Text: Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat. Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery
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Assquatch Color: Red Card Text: Each other Donkey gets +11/2/+11/2. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until Rarity: R Card Type: Creature - Donkey Lord
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Atinlay Igpay Color: White Card Text: Oubleday ikestray Eneverwhay Atinlay Igpay's ontrollercay eaksspay ay onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay. Rarity: U Card Type: Eaturecray - Igpay
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Avatar of Me Color: Blue Card Text: Avatar of Me costs 1 more to play for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and Rarity: R Card Type: Creature - Avatar
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AWOL Color: White Card Text: Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-re Rarity: C Card Type: Instant
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B-I-N-G-O Color: Green Card Text: Trample Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of thr Rarity: R Card Type: Creature - Hound
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Bad Ass Color: Black Card Text: 1B, Growl Regenerate Bad Ass. Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie
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Blast from the Past Color: Red Card Text: Madness R, cycling 1R, kicker 2R, flashback 3R, buyback 4R Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player. If t Rarity: R Card Type: Instant
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Bloodletter Color: Black Card Text: When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 dama Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Zombie
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Booster Tutor Color: Black Card Text: Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck Rarity: U Card Type: Instant
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Bosom Buddy Color: White Card Text: Whenever you play a spell, you may gain 1/2 life for each word in that spell's name. Rarity: U Card Type: Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
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Brushstroke Paintermage Color: Blue Card Text: T Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Human Wizard
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Bursting Beebles Color: Blue Card Text: Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Beeble
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Cardpecker Color: White Card Text: Flying Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Cardpecker Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Bird
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot Color: Blue Card Text: Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Bird
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Cheap Ass Color: White Card Text: Spells you play cost 1/2 less to play. Rarity: C Card Type: Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
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Cheatyface Color: Blue Card Text: You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may Rarity: U Card Type: Creature - Efreet
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Circle of Protection Art Color: White Card Text: As Circle of Protection Art comes into play, choose an artist. 1W The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist wou Rarity: C Card Type: Enchantment
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City of Ass Color: Land Card Text: City of Ass comes into play tapped. T Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool. Rarity: R Card Type: Land
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Collector Protector Color: White Card Text: W, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collect Rarity: R Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer
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Creature Guy Color: Green Card Text: Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard Rarity: U Card Type: Creature - Beast
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